Well I Never Thought Of Her That Way Before

From the too-strange-to-be-fiction department -

Paris Hilton is apparently at the top of the casting list for a new film about... wait for it... nope still too soon... ok, Mother Theresa. I shit you not, apparently some facial recognition algorithm thinks Paris "whore-off" Hilton looks like Mother Theresa. Maybe it has an ISDN line and surfs !E online when nobody's looking.